beckisbookshelf:

Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.






seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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theincrediblezayn:

WHAT!

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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(Source: upallnighted)



crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S




tastefullyoffensive:

When you accidentally step on your pet’s tail.


(Source: pyromaniacsmoker)



phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: funthot)



plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 





shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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bitrates:

Simple tips to gain my friendship:

1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat

(Source: bitrates)