Fleur finally found a place where my kids can’t reach her. Smart kitty.
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
on the internet:
in real life:
Simple tips to gain my friendship:
1) Have a cat
2) Show me pictures of your cat
3) Invite me over to pet your cat
4) Be a cat