xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j5h)




(Source: 7-12)



allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

fetchometer:

tbh-justin:

Bc everyone needs quality Niall on their tumblr

EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD



nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at




fuckyeahpgsmgirls:

BEST

(Source: pgsmtoday.blogspot.com)



narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds



babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert)



babyferaligator:

no mom you’re grounded

(Source: 420dongsquad)





dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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surprisebitch:

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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas

(Source: surprisebitch)